THIS IS THE MOST FUN ASK I’VE EVER HAD, OH MY GOD!
For 19 years, you and I had a beautiful relationship. You were there for me so often. You sustained me and provided for me. Then…I changed. It wasn’t you, it was me. I couldn’t do it any more. You and I, we just weren’t working out. I couldn’t live with the guilt, the sadness. You were a burden. You just weren’t making me happy any more. I’m sorry.
I still see you sometimes. I smell your familiar scent or I see you sat on my kitchen counter. We had some good times. But things change. I changed.
I’m sorry if you felt betrayed when you saw me with the tin of chickpeas. I didn’t mean for you to find out that way. Chickpeas just fulfil me in a way that you never could. I have all the benefits from chickpeas but without that god awful guilt. I hope that you can accept this.
I know that you spend time with my mum and even my cats. I wish you wouldn’t. It’s only harder for the two of us.
I wish you well, tuna.
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