Anonymous asked:

Weird question, but this is something my friend made me do once when we were bored and had nothing to say: Could you write a letter to your favourite food? (so like for me it'd be, Dear Spinach, I am sorry I was a dick to you when I was seven, I love you and you taste hella nice.) If you don't want to that's good too, I just wanted to see what other people would say

adviceforvegans:

THIS IS THE MOST FUN ASK I’VE EVER HAD, OH MY GOD! 

Dear tuna,

For 19 years, you and I had a beautiful relationship. You were there for me so often. You sustained me and provided for me. Then…I changed. It wasn’t you, it was me. I couldn’t do it any more. You and I, we just weren’t working out. I couldn’t live with the guilt, the sadness. You were a burden. You just weren’t making me happy any more. I’m sorry.

I still see you sometimes. I smell your familiar scent or I see you sat on my kitchen counter. We had some good times. But things change. I changed. 

I’m sorry if you felt betrayed when you saw me with the tin of chickpeas. I didn’t mean for you to find out that way. Chickpeas just fulfil me in a way that you never could. I have all the benefits from chickpeas but without that god awful guilt. I hope that you can accept this. 

I know that you spend time with my mum and even my cats. I wish you wouldn’t. It’s only harder for the two of us. 

I wish you well, tuna. 

Yours Sincerely,

Mary

wikihow:

Happy National Cheesecake Day!
Since we want everyone to be able to celebrate today, we’ve curated the following list for you… the oven-less and non-cheese enthusiasts included!
So, eat cheesecake - no excuses.
How to Cheesecake for Every Situation:
1. Prefer More Fruit than Cake?
Make Cheesecake Stuffed Strawberries.
2. No Oven?
Make a No Bake Cherry Cheesecake.
3. Limited Time? Only 22 Minutes to Cook!
Make Oreo Cookie Mini Cheesecakes.
4. Prefer a Heartier Dessert?
Make Deep Fried Cheesecake.
5. Want a Boozy Element?
Make a Bailey’s Cheesecake.
6. Prefer No Cheese in Your Cheesecake?
Make a Vegan Cheesecake.
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wikihow:

Happy National Cheesecake Day!
Since we want everyone to be able to celebrate today, we’ve curated the following list for you… the oven-less and non-cheese enthusiasts included!
So, eat cheesecake - no excuses.
How to Cheesecake for Every Situation:
1. Prefer More Fruit than Cake?
Make Cheesecake Stuffed Strawberries.
2. No Oven?
Make a No Bake Cherry Cheesecake.
3. Limited Time? Only 22 Minutes to Cook!
Make Oreo Cookie Mini Cheesecakes.
4. Prefer a Heartier Dessert?
Make Deep Fried Cheesecake.
5. Want a Boozy Element?
Make a Bailey’s Cheesecake.
6. Prefer No Cheese in Your Cheesecake?
Make a Vegan Cheesecake.
Zoom Info
wikihow:

Happy National Cheesecake Day!
Since we want everyone to be able to celebrate today, we’ve curated the following list for you… the oven-less and non-cheese enthusiasts included!
So, eat cheesecake - no excuses.
How to Cheesecake for Every Situation:
1. Prefer More Fruit than Cake?
Make Cheesecake Stuffed Strawberries.
2. No Oven?
Make a No Bake Cherry Cheesecake.
3. Limited Time? Only 22 Minutes to Cook!
Make Oreo Cookie Mini Cheesecakes.
4. Prefer a Heartier Dessert?
Make Deep Fried Cheesecake.
5. Want a Boozy Element?
Make a Bailey’s Cheesecake.
6. Prefer No Cheese in Your Cheesecake?
Make a Vegan Cheesecake.
Zoom Info
wikihow:

Happy National Cheesecake Day!
Since we want everyone to be able to celebrate today, we’ve curated the following list for you… the oven-less and non-cheese enthusiasts included!
So, eat cheesecake - no excuses.
How to Cheesecake for Every Situation:
1. Prefer More Fruit than Cake?
Make Cheesecake Stuffed Strawberries.
2. No Oven?
Make a No Bake Cherry Cheesecake.
3. Limited Time? Only 22 Minutes to Cook!
Make Oreo Cookie Mini Cheesecakes.
4. Prefer a Heartier Dessert?
Make Deep Fried Cheesecake.
5. Want a Boozy Element?
Make a Bailey’s Cheesecake.
6. Prefer No Cheese in Your Cheesecake?
Make a Vegan Cheesecake.
Zoom Info
wikihow:

Happy National Cheesecake Day!
Since we want everyone to be able to celebrate today, we’ve curated the following list for you… the oven-less and non-cheese enthusiasts included!
So, eat cheesecake - no excuses.
How to Cheesecake for Every Situation:
1. Prefer More Fruit than Cake?
Make Cheesecake Stuffed Strawberries.
2. No Oven?
Make a No Bake Cherry Cheesecake.
3. Limited Time? Only 22 Minutes to Cook!
Make Oreo Cookie Mini Cheesecakes.
4. Prefer a Heartier Dessert?
Make Deep Fried Cheesecake.
5. Want a Boozy Element?
Make a Bailey’s Cheesecake.
6. Prefer No Cheese in Your Cheesecake?
Make a Vegan Cheesecake.
Zoom Info
wikihow:

Happy National Cheesecake Day!
Since we want everyone to be able to celebrate today, we’ve curated the following list for you… the oven-less and non-cheese enthusiasts included!
So, eat cheesecake - no excuses.
How to Cheesecake for Every Situation:
1. Prefer More Fruit than Cake?
Make Cheesecake Stuffed Strawberries.
2. No Oven?
Make a No Bake Cherry Cheesecake.
3. Limited Time? Only 22 Minutes to Cook!
Make Oreo Cookie Mini Cheesecakes.
4. Prefer a Heartier Dessert?
Make Deep Fried Cheesecake.
5. Want a Boozy Element?
Make a Bailey’s Cheesecake.
6. Prefer No Cheese in Your Cheesecake?
Make a Vegan Cheesecake.
Zoom Info

wikihow:

Happy National Cheesecake Day!

Since we want everyone to be able to celebrate today, we’ve curated the following list for you… the oven-less and non-cheese enthusiasts included!

So, eat cheesecake - no excuses.

How to Cheesecake for Every Situation:

1. Prefer More Fruit than Cake?

Make Cheesecake Stuffed Strawberries.

2. No Oven?

Make a No Bake Cherry Cheesecake.

3. Limited Time? Only 22 Minutes to Cook!

Make Oreo Cookie Mini Cheesecakes.

4. Prefer a Heartier Dessert?

Make Deep Fried Cheesecake.

5. Want a Boozy Element?

Make a Bailey’s Cheesecake.

6. Prefer No Cheese in Your Cheesecake?

Make a Vegan Cheesecake.

vegan-vulcan:

life hack: prove beyond a doubt that you actually love animals by not using them as fucking vending machines and science experiments and clothing items